Note: All tests are based on a controlled study over several days. Number of test subjects: 2
100% chance a 2 1/2 year old will fall and skin knees while on a walk.
50% chance a 2 1/2 year old will eat floam while playing with it.
*amended after another poopy diaper change - 100% chance a 2 1/2 year old will eat floam
90% chance a 2 1/2 year old will find candy in a room.
100% chance a 2 1/2 year old will re-find the candy in the room despite parent's attempt of re-hiding out of their reach.
95% chance of a 2 1/2 year old taking off at least one article of clothing daily.
100% chance of princess stickers ending up everywhere when placed in the hands of a 2 1/2 year old!
100% chance boogers will need to be wiped daily off a 2 1/2 year old.
Please feel free to add any statistics we may have missed
3 comments:
3% chance they'll put their shoes on when you ask them to
100% chance they'll catch you doing something you tell them not to do at least once a day
100% chance those boogers will end up on you (usually a newish shirt, too).
A GREAT BIG CHANCE that 2 year old girls will turn into 3 year olds with sassy attitudes that make you fear the teenage years! :) Sorry if someone in my family is setting a bad example for someone in your family...
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